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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Saucy Chronicles: One Trip to UK

Disclaimer: The author took workshops to internalize the kikay character

So i was like soo excited one weekend, kasi I was not so jam pack with any pictorials or any social event.. so I was like, available to make tambay with Jed and his mom..

and we were like soo rich that we decided to like decorate their house with Christmas lights... so we like bought a couple of lights (ISO CERTIFIED) sa Rob and then went to this some kinda rich sounding mall, coz there's GOLD tagged in its name, Pure Gold Imus.

And to my surprise there was this clothing haven, as in like, imported goods lahat, kaso they were some kinda, used na daw? they call it Ukay-ukay, but for rich persons like us, its UK.

it was heaven, not only with imported clothing but also with other articles such as boots.


I really really wanted to buy myself a pair of boots but unfortunately, my feet is like ginormous, merong isang nagkasya sakin, pero, haller, why would i buy there.. kahit na 380 pesos lang mga boots nila don...

(a kikay secret: mas amoy athlete's foot pa feet ko kesa sa mga boots nila!)

cosplayer?

So after accepting the fact na masyadong pang-mayaman ang feet ko for UK.. I decided to check out their blouses.. and I found this super trendy plaid blouse (which is "in" by the way).. the texture of the blouse is like wool, medyo makapal at parang close to new... pero again, mashado akong rich, madami akong pera pang-kain, in short, the blouse does not fit....super sikip especially sa braso part.. argh! asar!


There are also lots of items for the kids, so you guys who want to give to your inaanaks could check UKs out for stuffed toys...




There are also a number of kinky stuffs for your loved one... but lemme ask you if you'd buy this article from a second hand shop? Just imagine how it looked on its previous owner...

haha.. and err.. i had my haircut by the way. certified kikay with bangs na.

now call me Bangs Gervacio (Bangs Garcia?)

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